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REPORT: Portland Pup Is on Guard Duty
CNN is reporting that Kobe, a 3-year-old pup from Portland, OR, is indeed keeping a close eye on the house from under the fence. The network’s sources corroborate other eye witness accounts obtained by The Fluffington Post.
“He is definitely on guard duty,” says Allan Tilly, a source close to the situation. “There’s no chance you’ll be getting by him.”
Submitted by Sarah Ballard.
Kitty Healing Well After Skateboarding Accident
A cat named Keito is resting comfortably after failing a “laser flip” at the local skate park and breaking his left arm.
“Bro, he was so close too,” says Cody ‘Toasty’ Brackins, a friend and fellow skateboarder. “It would have been such a sweet move — you know, if he hadn’t fallen on his ass.”
Keito’s doctors say he should be ready to “flip some sick ollies” again in 6-8 weeks.
Critics Praise Puppy’s One-Dog Show
A performance art piece conceived, directed and starring a puppy named Daphne has received wide critical acclaim in recent weeks.
“It’s an incredibly powerful piece of work,” says Darren Zhu, theater critic for Time Out New York. “It really captures the struggles we all face, whether you’re an adorable puppy or not.”
But the show’s producers are worried it might be a tough sell to the public.
“The art house crowd seems to really be into it,” says Barry Gloster, who raised some capital for the production. “But I’m not sure we’ll be able to recoup the full cost in ticket sales.”
Via Dan Bennett.
The cheap and easy boob job.